Social Networks are being taken too serious..

Social networks are apparently now the most important shit to hit the Earth. Oh yes, you agree. 99% of humans 18-25 with internet are on some kinda facebook, twitter, and 0% are on MySpace because that shit fell off the face of the map quicker than Psy’s “Gangnam Style”. We’ve put such an importance on this shit that it dictates whether we are in relationships, what events we should attend and also we are expected to put our whereabouts and whats on our minds. Facebook used to be great, it was a decent social network where only College kids could get on there, and sure you saw pix of us drinking and acting crazy, but no one got divorced or broke up over the shit. Once Zuckerberg allowed everyone on that shit, it was ruined. There are 2 yr olds with facebook accounts and thats all I need to say. I used to get online and look at all the colleges my friends were from and thought that was cool. Now I look on there and I can get diamond encrusted earrings for my zynga games, and cows for Farmville and play shit like Diner Dash. WHY??! The relationship shit is the worst IMO. I have seriously had arguments about why I wasnt “in a facebook relationship” with a girl. WTF does that mean?? OH, so everyone knows I have a girlfriend, which doesnt fucking matter obviously because any guy/girl can easily use a phone and ask. People just dont realize shit about this facebook and the photos.. Once you put a photo up, its for public use. You ever google image yourself?? Do it, and watch how many times you come up drinking natty light or grindin on some female your friends clowned you on. I hate it sometimes, and I’m only on there because thats the only way I can stay in touch with 99.6% of people that I know. Some of them I dont even know, but damn it if you wanna be friends and bothered to hit “add friend” I’ll accept the shit. Why am I ranting?? Because im sick of it, people always have comments about shit they see on there and make bogus ass assumptions. I just want to mindfuck people and put in a relationship, put a pic of me and a girl on my cover photo, put me and a different girl in my profile picture, and then put up some pics with other girls and let these fucking “sleuths” as I call them, figure out which one is giving me the cookie. The Twitter shit that bugs me is the RETWEET disease. Theres always some sexy celebrity and these thirsty ass guys will say whatever they can to get retweeted and pretty much make their lives. Someone needs to tell everyone that this shit is for social media and entertainment but damn it dont let it run your life. Its ok to NOT know what people are up to every once in a while…

-AJ