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“Treat them how they are”

Ahh yes, finally back ya’ll… lets get down to business. I put this quote up there because #1 I love the quote and #2 its so damn true. A buddy of mine, Harold* used to talk about this shit constantly. He would go through countless females and everytime someone commented on it, he’d always reply “treat them how they are”. Now in high school, we all did dumb shit, you drank, you got high, and perhaps you woke up next to one of your friends and you knew the shit went down. Read More…

Farewell to 39 Vienna Ct.

It’s finally over. The house in which many things were thrown, (punches,xbox controllers,etc.) has been taken over by its original owner and me and DaBeaux are outta there. It’s funny because in just over a year, we had so much shit happen at that house it was crazy. I don’t even want to explain the gallons of liquor that was drank by countless individuals just looking to have a great time. It can honestly say that was probably the last time I live my life as if it’s 2005 and I’m in college. We had beer pong tables, russian roulette, you name it we had it. I’m surprised no one died, got pregnant or arrested in that house, although all 3 could’ve easily occurred. Did you ever have a place that so much shit happened? Read More…

It’s that time again!! March madness

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Yep, Even our president is getting some losses

Here we go again ya’ll.. Another year of this madness shit and I’m awful at it. One of my elite 8 teams are gone already..(thanks pitt) and UNLV laid an egg so bye bye two sweet 16 teams. Read More…

getting old may not be that bad..

I was sitting in the van thinking today, damn everyones getting married and having kids and its like where the hell did this come from?? I remember lining up for kickball thinking this pitcher better send it down here slow and bouncy or im gonna be pissed. I’m starting to embrace this getting old stuff. Read More…

Social Networks are being taken too serious..

Social networks are apparently now the most important shit to hit the Earth. Oh yes, you agree. 99% of humans 18-25 with internet are on some kinda facebook, twitter, and 0% are on MySpace because that shit fell off the face of the map quicker than Psy’s “Gangnam Style”. We’ve put such an importance on this shit that it dictates whether we are in relationships, what events we should attend and also we are expected to put our whereabouts and whats on our minds. Read More…

You get what you pay for..

If you want shit that works properly, get that card out and spend some $

Ever get that car that you thought was a bargain and now its sitting on the highway smoking up a storm? Ever get new batteries for your xbox and your middle lights are going crazy in an hour?? Or get cheap and buy that off brand soda that just don’t taste right?? Damn right me too. I’ve learned a valuable lesson after experiencing this shit.. you get what you pay for. Read More…

I’m gonna assume someone just got rich…

45 mins ago, someone in america just became rich. Not just rich but FILTHY rich. They are probably screaming up and down, quitting work, and telling the kids to pack their shit. Is it me? Well hell no it isnt. I’m gonna continue to blog and be happy with the fact that I have a ticket I can redeem for $10 tomorrow. That’ll get me 9 McChickens and i’m thrilled. What do you do with 500 Million plus?? How the hell do you spend that kind of money?? Read More…

Time flies. We just gotta accept it

Keep hooping Austin, You’re making daddys life go by fast

Ever sit back and think about your life and how quick everything has gone by?? Thinking about shit you did as a kid and now you’re out here working, paying bills, and taking care of your own children. I know I do. I remember going to Disney World at 10. Remember it like it was yesterday, and now I’m 26 and just itching to take my little guy. Hell, I remember sitting around playing Nintendo and how cool the shit looked.. and now these kids are playing xbox360s, games in 3D, the shit looks real. Read More…

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned..

Yep, You’ve fucked up now

It starts when you come out the womb, your mother is the 1st person that holds you, and for me, the 1st person to smack your hands when you 1st touch the oven, or beat your ass when you got suspended from school. That 1st yell won’t be the last and better believe this woman, who loves you unconditionally will fuck you up if given a reason. I may not have known the quote, but I sure as hell knew what time it was. Read More…

Tired of the Double Standard..

Ever go do something and hear a bunch of shit because you did the same?? Yep, the old double standard rule! This rule truly kills me especially when its with your closest friends/relationships whatever. I’ve had some of my best arguments with this double standard shit. The Double Standard rule is where someone does shit and you’re wrong for doing the same. Read More…

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