Drinking with Friends

Me and my son Austin, last year watching Florida State play. Oh yes, the boy has to match. Its the rules.

I’m a jack of all trades, a jester if you will. I enjoy blogging, sports, making fun of people, and most of all my 1 year old son Austin. I originally planned on being an accountant but 3 schools and 2 jobs later, I simply fix ATMs and play a lot of xbox, you may think “hey what a loser”.. but i wouldn’t have it any other way.

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This is the fella you would see if you came to my house, however don’t come to my house no one will answer. I dont like people over my house drinking my drinks and eating my food with out replacing it. Like you are royalty and cant throw in a dollar for some groceries…cheap ass

There was a point in history where my father believed my mother needed a problem other than the big hair and braces she sported as a 17-year-old senior. And in a fit of love (Or after a 6 pack of Bartle’s and Jayme’s, and a night of unfulfilled expectations) I was conceived on top of a flannel jacket and to the soft smooth styling’s of Poisons “Talk Dirty to Me”. Who would have thought then being the bastard child of a high school senior and a coke plant security guard I would grow up to write a blog that includes the very accurate (read: exaggerated) story of my conception.

24 years, three siblings, and a bachelor’s degree later I’m a well-adjusted adult who enjoys yelling at the Baltimore Ravens through my television screen, singing Celion Dion as I shower, and making references to late 80’s television and movies. TV on DVD has a weird place in my heart. I prefer Xbox over PS3, Mac’s over PC’s and red over blue (colors not political affiliation).

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